59 Renovations

BB
All I think the old 59 will get is a new sound system with big speakers thumping down the road to drown out the squeaks and rattles. The smoke screen supplied by using free oil from the "Media" will hide the dents and rust. Windows will be tinted real dark to hide who is driving. Front end alignment and tire stagger will cause it to pull real hard to the left. After 40 miles it comes to a stop because the batteries are flat, fuel system is clogged with E-85 crud so as luck would have it it doesn't get too far off course. No maps or other aids to navigation were included. The only thing I know it was headed out for a place called change. Maybe the Ohare Towing company can haul it back to the south side of Chicago where it can be a lawn ornament.
Kam